What goes around, comes around
What goes up, must down
In the darkness we’re in, there will always be a little light to lead us to the right path …

Whatever happens to value of humanity,
Whatever happens to the fairness in equality

~Black eyed peas…

Its a funny chat :D
-Did you fart? Because you blew me away...
-Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
-Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
-Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
-I hope there's a fireman around, cause you're smokin'!
-Are you smoking? (No!) Oh, yes you are!
-Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
-You've been a bad girl. Go to my room.
-I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
-You’re so hot, that when I look at you I get a tan…
-Was your father an alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!
What differs between true friends and best friends

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, “It’s because you’re gay, isn’t it?”
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, “Seven days…” 
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, “Walk much, dumb ass?”
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. 
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you’re okay when you’re crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, “Ha Ha, Loser!” 
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. 
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, “Run - beep - run!” 
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. 
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, “That was awesome! Let’s do it again!” 
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin’ “DAMN!” we messed up!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried…just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, “My bad…here’s a tissue.”
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story…
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME.”
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you’ve had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say “Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don’t waste!
FRIENDS: Would ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!

Best friends leaves memories, but true friends never because they’re always there for us …
Just woke up in the mawrnin’ 

Just woke up in the mawrnin’